• necromancer:

    This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons

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    WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT

    (via mistagrimm115)

  • planetzuzu:

    Prepare for trouble and make it double.

    (via huskylucario)

  • onlylolgifs:

    Bag of Chips = 100% Air.

    (via zackmcdohl)

  • Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

    dignifiedrice:

    The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

    (via raezii)

  • thetenaris:

    Words cannot describe how awesome this cosplay is.

    (via houndizer-x)

  • exvind:

    scribblingbearcat:

    kammartinez:

    Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

    Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

    DAMN SON

    There is no problem that sass cannot solve

    (via turtlereligion)

  • mrtwentington:

    That’s some digital shade right there

    (Source: digi-caps, via notlostonanadventure)

  • lifeofagayspacesquid:

    avalancherun:

    Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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    I will always reblog this.

    (via zackmcdohl)